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December 28, 2005

Dental Net

Today from the dental office:

You have another unnecessary appointment today, and you awready cancelled yesterday’s unnecessary appointment so I need to know if you're gonna be here today.

I called on Friday to cancel my appointments.

No, you di int. You cancelled the appointment for yesterday.

I’m very sorry about that, I thought I had cancelled all appointments with you. (I didn’t elaborate on the matter of Why I cancelled)

No, you di int. You know we made that appointment for you, and if you weren’t going to be there we could have given it to someone else.

(Um…long pause…I suppose I should have inserted some sort of sheepish comment here)

What are you going to do differently in the fut ure to handle your cancellations?

(um…what the hell?)

It’s very impor ant that you give plenty of notice when canceling an appointment. We made an appointment just for you and you cancelled it. An now you’re canceling another.

Um..

What are you going to do differently about this in the fut ure?

What?

How are you going to go about this in the fut ure?

(um…doesn’t matter, not going to you in the future)

You’re going to call us well in advance to cancel your appointment, K?

(um)

K?

‘Cuz you need to give extra notice K?

Ahhh

'Cuz we make the appointme for you K?

OHkay.

So did this bitch get off on her stance here? I’m really quite tempted to schedule an appointment, cancel, reschedule, cancel over and over again.

Contrived by Joshua at December 28, 2005 09:46 AM

Comments

Schedule, cancel, reschedule, cancel....I say do it.

Love the "di int". Nice touch.

Posted by: Seth-o at December 28, 2005 08:05 PM

I will commence immediately then. My "name" shall be James White, and my voice shall ooze jeri-curl.

Posted by: Joshua at December 29, 2005 11:35 AM

What, you don't want to pretend to be me? Is it because of the bad rug? You can tell me, I won't get offended.

Posted by: Steve O'pry at January 2, 2006 06:48 PM

Opry would be a more believable character anyway, what with the piss poor hairline and pasty skin tone...Which is more time consuming? The elaborate combover or the grease application?

Posted by: Andy Hume at January 3, 2006 08:45 AM

Combover. Definitely the combover.

OOOHHH!! OOOHHH!! Don't forget the "dashing" little mustachio!!

Posted by: "Hammurabi" Nelson at January 5, 2006 05:14 PM

The Combover it is. Of course it's not just a combover, more over a whirlwind or meringue. That's really going to add to mhy morning routine.

Posted by: Marnel Stamper at January 6, 2006 07:09 AM

You could always just buy a bad rug, and cheat. When I say rug, I don't mean some overpriced hairpiece from a hairpiece/wig store. I mean go to Party City and buy a 2 dollar Halloween rug.

Posted by: Everyone's favorite dead junkie.....Chris Bayer!!! at January 6, 2006 07:58 PM

What? Who's that? Does someone need to go to the nurse?

Posted by: John Eichenberger at January 7, 2006 08:33 AM

Do you still have the fire extinguisher?

Posted by: Dexter Johnson at January 10, 2006 08:21 PM

Somewhere in my various housing changes, I lost the fire extinguisher, and the now infamous shirt with the hole in it as well....I like to think that someone has placed it in a place of honor, perhaps in whatever building that was that we had to sit and watch the cheerleaders shriek and stomp their feet. Dexter has moved on to the world of wine.

Posted by: Larry Bool at January 11, 2006 08:20 AM

Ay, que lastima!

Posted by: Sra. De Marinis at January 13, 2006 12:26 AM

Oh, yeah....Allan Nibert was in tonight. He asked about you.

Posted by: Mr. Reyes at January 13, 2006 12:27 AM

He called here recently (workplace that is). I usually only see the kids from Valley these days as they handle the crematory affairs. Is Harry Potter still lurking about the freight empire?

Posted by: Peter Portz at January 13, 2006 08:02 AM

I like the way Jesus smiles when he looks upon owlish eyebrows.

Posted by: Sundee Brandt at January 13, 2006 08:07 AM