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March 27, 2006

Because They're Lazy?

I stumbled across an article penned by James Dean 69 (teehee), not surprisingly on a most appropriate myspace.com site.

Sweet Fuckin Jesus, thank you James. Thank you for shedding a bit of light on why women really have abortions. Pure, unadulterated laziness. I would hazard a guess that ol' Jimmy69 wouldn't have the balls to stand in a room full of women and tell them that they had abortions because they were lazy.

Contrived by Joshua at March 27, 2006 07:27 AM

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women have abortions because MEN ARE LAZY and they know they have a life time of work ahead raising that kid, while the man sprawls on the couch one hand on beer can, one on cock.

Posted by: doodle at March 27, 2006 06:25 PM

I like to have one hand on my beer and the other hand on my cock. However I have no kids so I guess it's not the same thing. Joshua you need to explain to Jeri that holding our cocks and drinking beer is ok.

Posted by: Will at March 27, 2006 07:04 PM

4 years into matters here, and I would think she'd have caught on to that. It's at least every other day that I hear "why is your hand always in your pants?". Speaking of lazy, Jeri isn't consistent about bringing me a beer. It's hard to walk with a hand around my cock.

Posted by: Joshua at March 27, 2006 10:12 PM

After a few stretching exercises (to loosen my hip joints,) I am able to hold my cock with my feet and have two beers. That is not lazy, that is motivated.

Posted by: Kerry at April 20, 2006 01:54 PM

As if you haven't taught me enough already Kerry,excuse me...Master Kerry. Jeri is going to have her hands full if a certain Thomas ever gives you the green light. (stretching now)

Posted by: Joshua at April 20, 2006 05:14 PM