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March 09, 2006

New Enterprises

I'm putting together a serach committee for candidates that will be part of the steering committee tasked with the design, development and implentation of the new enterprise that will be launched, hopefully mid-Spring (read previous discussion). I'm not really sure how the bloodletters, the shipping guru, the organizer and the fat bald guy carrying a nest of dermestid beetles is really going to parlay itself into anything other than, 4 people sitting around, drinking beer, eating crackers and watching porn. Is there money to be made in that? I better start nosing around to see what sort of NIH funding can be had for such a venture. Scratch that, we'll have the search committee put together a committee to look into that. Meanwhile, Mr. Brunson, I'm ready for the first installment of my porn viewing, I'll swap you a *Mystery Box*. Do you need my address?

Contrived by Joshua at March 9, 2006 09:40 AM

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I like porn and beer. Can I be a part? I have been searching for a club like this before. Everytime I submitted an idea for a porn and beer club in high school it got denied. I guess some people just didn't understand my idea of an extra cirricular activity.

Posted by: Will at March 9, 2006 03:55 PM

Dammit William! You = Bloodletter. And the guy with the clipboard. And the juice/cookie/cracker connection. You and Mr. Brunson are also in charge of writing the jingles for our commercials.

Posted by: Joshua at March 9, 2006 04:10 PM

Yes!!! I think I can handle the job. Beer and Jingles are my specialty. Can the jingle include loops of someone(prefferably female) saying beer and porn?

Posted by: Will at March 9, 2006 05:08 PM

I don't see why it couldn't, breathy voice of course. That's going to require some auditioning...

Posted by: Joshua at March 9, 2006 09:06 PM

I have come to the conclusion that I am just not welcome over at the Lopez homestead. No invitations, no calls. Everyday I sit and I wait by the phone waiting to hear a ring and everyday I get no calls. You guys should try crying yourself to sleep and maybe you will know how bad it hurts. I bet FAT Stephanie is invited over weekly. I also bet that you to pay her to pose in the nude so you can photograph her sexy body. Shit I better stop talking about that I'm making myself sick.

Posted by: will at March 15, 2006 03:33 PM

Ever since Stephanie Thead came over and broke the couch, she's not welcome over here. I think it's just because satan (SONORA QUEST) isn't allowing Jeri the proper amount of time to host parties.

Jeri will make the formal invites and mail them out to all parties, I will supply the beer.

Posted by: Joshua at March 15, 2006 06:46 PM

Dear Mr. Lopez,

Check your voice mail.

Sincerely,

Mr. Brunson

Posted by: Mr. Brunson at March 16, 2006 12:41 PM

Yo G, wud up? Took a study break and Googled myself and what do you know, I found myself gorified on your pages. Immortality at last. At least I will be remembered for my Madden skilz if nothing else.

Posted by: The Malicious Tortfeasor at March 26, 2006 03:15 PM

I had to quickly google you, and lo and behold there's something about a gary dance also.

Posted by: Joshua at March 27, 2006 12:05 PM