For those who thought Kerry was exaggerating when he said his extensive yoga training allows him to maintain a firm grip on his genitalia with his feet, allowing freedom to hold a beer in each hand (citation), I assure you he isn't. A bit of research yielded evidence that not only is it true, he also offers seminar training to share these techniques with others. 
Clearly this is a graduate of one of his more advanced seminars. I however am not quite ready for that. I am currently quite cramped up and waiting for Jeri to come home and hand me a fresh beer.
Contrived by Joshua at April 20, 2006 05:35 PM
And did she?
Posted by: doddle at April 21, 2006 04:38 AM
Grasshopper,
Once you have command of all your Peds, you will be on equal "footing" .. enabling you to catch those damn squirrels that eat the flora in your back yard. Please tell me, how did squirrels end up foraging in your yard?
When you have past that test, we will go to lesson two, tongue stretching. You will find the skill particularly handy ... no more wasted beer at the bottom of the bottle. I .. however, can not think of another useful purpose for this skill.
Posted by: Kerry at April 21, 2006 09:22 AM
I think it would be best for Jeri to explain how she felt the squirrels needed food, love and lemon water. ...since she finds it most frightening to hear them scratching the bathtub.
Did my wife bring me a beer? She most certainly did, and because of that I will drive to the crafting mecca later this evening.
Posted by: Joshua at April 21, 2006 12:03 PM
My husband is a man of his word!
Posted by: doddle at April 21, 2006 08:31 PM
I remember when I learned that he is a man of his word ... we were companions in our church's Nigerian mission. Joshua would always say, "Jospeh Smith is a true prophet of God" & "Brigham Young, he da man."
Posted by: Kerry at April 25, 2006 12:00 PM
Brigham Young is one bad cat mmm hmmm, ain' lik them crackers be struttin themselves all over town now. Mothafuckahs jus be doin the work of the white devil hisself mmm hmmm.
Posted by: Joshua at April 25, 2006 01:54 PM
Kerry, I can think of a useful purpose for that second skill ... do you travel?
Posted by: Tonya at April 27, 2006 11:44 AM
Tonya, I do not know what your query is about, but it does not sound good to me, or my wife Teg, my wife Mary, or my wife Sara ... my other wife (name with held) just drove her car through a building (twice,) I will see if she is interested when she gets out of jail.
Posted by: Kerry at April 27, 2006 11:50 AM
Um...Tonya, perhaps you should have a conversation with Mr. Brunson, there may be a rekindled interest in your video work.
Posted by: Joshua at April 27, 2006 01:02 PM
Happy Birthday Doodle. May you be healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Posted by: Kerry at April 28, 2006 10:04 AM