Visceraman1 - Joshua Lopez

this coming from the guy who thinks "Melissa Rivers" (daughter of Joan) is attractive. Of course, you boys with funeral director's pay need to stick with the girls who buy cheap toilet paper. Melissa, you could never afford.

What ever happened to Will?

Will is probably out saving lives. Back to Melissa...

hi

I hope this melissa character takes over washing your delicates.

I'd do Melissa Rivers.

Now see, there's a man with distinguished taste and refinement. Sure, I couldn't afford Melissa but then again I wouldn't have to. Speaking of the Brunson, we need to go have a beer, oh...and I found out that our Benson & Hedges Multifilter 100's source - or rather the son of, is enduring a 7 year stint behind bars.

Sorry life saving is very time consuming business. Here I am again though, It appears to me that I missed out on some vital information, on the last couple topics. That must be why I feel all alone over here. You know just because I had to save 90 lives today doesn't mean I should be the fifth wheel. Oh yah and what do you do for a living Kerry? I caught the topic that say's you save lives also. You know Kerry we save lives, we should take Joshua and Jeri and make them our minions, and show them the stress and abuse we take, to earn our paychecks

too much porno going to the boys heads now.

FYI, Will, Kerry does the same thing as Joshua, only better, and for more money.

I find it hard that anyone could do Joshua's job any better. I could be wrong but I doubt it.

Joshua is to Kerry as
Luke is to ObiWan as
Matthew is to Jesus as
Squeaky is to Charlie Manson.

Or something like that. Will, Kerry has saved more lives than Sonora Quest has vacutainers.

Melissa Rivers? I will concur that Melissa might be a bit better on the eyes that Tonya .. but beauty IS only skin deep. For the voyeur whose brain is also stimulated by the behavior of an individual, Tonya has the whole (hole) package.

In SLC yesterday, a scorned woman, driving an SUV, chased her husband (who was on foot) into a building. Little children were wisked away to avoid being run over by the woman. After driving in one side of the building and out of the other side, she noticed that her husband was still moving. She put the vehicle into reverse, and backed through the foyer, and hit the poor fellow again.

Melissa Rivers would never give you that sort of stimulation. As a matter of fact, Melissa has said, "I would rather walk around naked, than wear fur." From that, I read, Melissa abors being naked! And you like that?

Tonya on the other hand was the star of a Honeymoon video, it is a must see for those who have not. I only bring this up because Tonya's site does not link it.

After all the publicity, Tonya has not shyed away from the spot light ... you gotta love those exhibitionist.

I am following her boxing carrier, she is not to bad (I wish she would have been with me at "F n A" music the other day. I have never contributed to "pay per view," but if there was ever a match between Tonya and Linda Tripp, I would!!! You know Melissa would never give you that.

Doodle, That's harsh!

Will, you are correct, Joshua will leave me in his dust.

Joshua, those are all fictitious references (ouch, I get it.)

O' Brunson, it would have to be through her clothes.

Ficticious? Ok, I gotcha, Matt and Jesus are but the rest are as real as they come. Ok...just Squeaky and Manson are real. To clarify, I am the (self-titled) Apprentice Kerry. As I advance through my training, I may one day find myself standing in a pile of snow crying because I don't know what to do with it.

In regards to the female driver; it really is a decent example of just how bad female drivers are - why the media decided to put such a ridiculous spin on it I don't know. This, is why I have forbidden Jeri to drive. When I have my stroke, I suppose I will have no choice but to let her, unless her cataracts are bad in which case it's in your hands Kerry.

Joshua, I think Jeri needs to star driving. This is necessary because I have found that drinking and driving for some reason is not acceptable by our law enforcement. I have started making Stephanie drive while I'm driking in thr car. I used to rely on my capability to brink a nice cold beer and steer the car with my knee. It was brought to my attention that those methods were wrong. So now I obey the rules of the road and drink before I drive. It's not drinking and driving, it's drinking before driving. Tell Jeri why she needs to drive and I'm sure she will understand.

Happy Birthday Doodle. May you be healthy, wealthy, and wise.

Happy Birthday Doodle. May you be healthy, wealthy, and wise.

In celebration of my birthday, I'm letting Joshua off the painting hook, and instead requiring that he do some extensive research into the strip clubs of Tucson.

What the fuck. I post a comment, and no fucking responses. All I see is happy birthday Jeri. Well then I guess I have no choice, happy birthday Jeri.

Will, shut up.
Your buddy Angela has been with us the past few days.

Kerry, thank you for your refinement, unlike my friend Will. I am healthy, wealthy and wise. I want for nothing. Thank you for your kindness.

Sorry...I passed out on the curb waiting for Jeri to pick me up and take me home. As usual, I woke to the harsh sonoran sun blinding and burning me. I stumbled home to find Jeri reading http://www.dooce.com . Her excuse this time was "I didn't know which door of the truck to open first."

Back to Tonya, she IS hot! Speaking of hot, It is starting to get hot here in Utah. I was hoping that you could give me some pointers on how to stay cool when the temperature soars to the 70's (projected for the month of June.) I gave Gin and Tonic a shot this weekend, but it didn't thwart the sweltering heat (which reached the 60's.)
Speaking again of hot, Dave's Insanity Sauce is! A friend of mine sent some Dave's Cayenne & Jallapeno to me, they are not so hot ... but very tasty. One can pour either of them directly onto any food, and eat with impunity. The Cayenne is full flavored, the Jallapeno ... not so much. I hesitated to try the Dave's Garlic (thinking if it is like "Insanity," I will smell like garlic for a year,) but now I will, without fear.
Maybe Ice Cubes!

60 degrees is what we consider a "cold spell" in AZ.

Hey Josh, more comments here than "the other one'

I'm glad to hear that the other flavours of Dave's can be used by pouring directly onto food. I fucked up a perfectly good chorizo and egg burrito once by pouring (after scoffing at the label) Dave's Insanity Sauce all over it. Holy livid Fuck! I remember feeling like I'd sprayed mace all over my face (which happened once....purely by accident I swear). There is no cure for that except time.

60 degrees means thermal underwear and down jackets. I suppose once Tom decides to stop punishing my friend Kerry, I too will think...hey, it's 61 out today, let's run around naked. Whoa...sorry about any bad pictures that might conjure up (especially since "The Big Wave" isn't finished).

The influx of comments makes me somewhat glad Kerry is going to be a columnist.

Teg put "Insanity" in sloppy Joe's last night, it was the perfect amount (I didn't ask.) We ate at about 7 PM ... I could still taste the pepper at midnight, only slight burning this morning (Charmin was soft enough.)

Not a bad picture at all, now finding your parents lube collection ... is a bit different!

Will,
If you do exist, what form of life saving do you practice? Does your Angela look better than mine? On driving, beer in the windshield washing fluid tank .. extend the hose (from the hood) into the car ... push button beer, or beer on button.

One donation, three lives. Ah fuck life saving has gotten to be nothin more than everyday business. You know once you have saved a few hundred lives they all start to feel the same. So I will move on. Does my Angela look better than yours was the question. Well, I will have to say probably not, my Angela is very loud, tall, speaks with a really shitty Southern accent, and looks like she has had her nose broken a few times. Oh well she is now in the hands of Jeri. Utah huh, I spent one night there, all I remember is an all you can eat buffet that everyone recommended, and the Temple.

These arent attractive traits in a woman? I think she is cute. Ahhh Utah. I was in Ogden for a weekend in February. The mountains were gorgeous, the air was crisp, invigerating. The mormons didnt give me any trouble at all.

Did someone say Utah? When? Where?

Just as soon as you can manage to get hired on by the University of Utah.

That's in Tom's hands, though he's got the whole world in his hands, the whole wide world.