Visceraman1 - Joshua Lopez

KOTR, huh? 1 or 2?

You caught that...I went with 1, should I have gone with 2? I was a bit surprised at first to find either in my hands at first. It feels a bit odd yet to walk around the house boasting, "Yeah, I'm a level 7 Soldier motherfucker". Perhaps it's just because as a level 7 Soldier, I really can't do anything.

No, 1 is good. And if you ever plan on playing 2, it helps to understand what went on in 1. Watch out, though....it's an addictive game.

Addictive game = music to Jeri's ears. Peace and quiet for her while I lounge about spilling beer (although for the record, I've not spilt nearly as much beer as Jeri has wine these last few weeks). When do we get a tour of your workplace facilities?

You know, games aren't as much fun without beer. Since I had to quit drinking, I find myself not playing as much.

A tour? Sadly, absolutely no visitors allowed.

Sometimes I like to drink a lot of lemonade when I game; I don't know which irritates Jeri more, spilled beer, or the way I carry on about my lemonade. I also don't know what drives my attraction to lemonade, and no, there's no joke there. (Country-Time, Instant).

Your friends Kevin & Wayne, and John can be found talking about 'the good old days' when you manned the office. How do you like the new digs?

He is sighing mightily over the lack of tour thing. I insist, that those little moves men learn from porn just dont work. And all that screaming is merely acting. If you want a woman to scream, you have to put forth effort. Isnt that true Kerry?

You two went to Macayo's huh. Well fuck that I see where the loyalty is. I trained my mentor at the North side location, she knows everything because I taught her. Yet still you go to the East side for what sounds like a mediocre margarita.

Im not sure what it is, but the last time i went to "norte" the management was less than steller, and i have never forgiven them. See how important a good first impression is?

And when it's Jeri's birthday.....

I really wanted to try the chicken fingers there since your girlfriend broke away from her cell phone long enough to make fun of you for eating them every shift. I used to delight in the chicken fingers at work, however now the cafeteria has concocted some hare-brained "serve yourself chicken fingers" nonsense. Now I watch as people reach into the tray, sans tongs, flipping through to find the 'best' fingers. In retaliation, I've taken to doing the same at the salad bar.

My freshman year of high school, I could be found strolling about *Norte*, along with Los Changuitos Feos. For the record, even with my honorable ancestry, I was treated as the fuckin white boy; not allowed to wear the charro outfit. Sure, I was fat and would have split the pants at the seams, that is not the point.

Boy I really fucked that one up. I meant to say I was her mentor.

The chicken tenders were about all I could tolerate, at least after smelling that Macayo's smell all day. You know what Joshua? I think we need to start a mexican gang. I can see it now everyone will want to be a part. I know three or four words in Spanish so we are set. We will call ourselves M S 14. We need to be original in our initiation preocess though. Thats it tommorow, we will roam the streets behind food city, I think our major recruitment will be along Navajo. Looks like I will have to make a road trip.

Provided Jeri hasn't withdrawn the invites, I see no problem beginning that day. I must warn you, the area directly behind Food City smells a bit, (you see, Eddie Basha looks down upon the brown man and feels it beneath him to clean that area, now if it were one of his A.J.'s...).

Jeri knows a bit of spanish too. She's become quite the translator for Sonora Quest...."Frijole queso" is her magic phrase.

What's your girlfriend going to do while we're out recruiting? You did tell her there's no cellular reception on Navajo right?

It's good. It was a bigger paycut than I thought it would be, but it was definitely worth it. The company is great, but I have had a really hard time adjusting, after getting the "high hard one"(dry, sans reach-around) nearly every day for 8 years. Weird. It's also a lot less physical activity, which kinda sucks. Oh well.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning could not count the ways that I am inadequate to respond to this question. But I will try. In general, my take is that you are correct (assuming that you are referring to mainstream (?) porn and not the slasher type of porn ... it is a different type of erotic screaming,) effort; weakly summarized as connecting respectfully over a long duration of time, both mentally and physically with one another, learning and practicing those things that stimulate your partner, and concentrating on those things for a lifetime (not 5 minutes) does/do increase the likelihood of intimate screaming. But, summarizing women in such a way is akin to calling all art equal! In my limited experience, I find that women are as unique as snowflakes ... at least that is what I conclude by peering through their windows late at night.

On the other hand ... I observe that some women scream constantly, while seemingly never having an intimate relationship.

And that is why, for 3 payments of $39.99 you can purchase my series, "Chicken Soup for the Tantric Mind".

Order now and I'll also include my limited edition, "Internet Pornographers: Get Started Today!".

Doodle, do you endorse this series as an offering written by an expert in the aforementioned field?

What men? What moves?

My sigh was not merely towards the inability to tour through The Brunson work site, but towards something much larger. In fact, I'm quite used not touring other facilities. Remember the "we'll send you to Utah if you want" phrase. Or how about this one "Josh, this is Tom. Say listen, my man Kerry's in a bit of a pickle. He's been on call for the last..."

Yea! What is up with that (wiping tears from my eyes,) I waived all my usual fees out of my deep respect for you? They sent you to Michigan ... I could have taught you a lot less, cheaper!

I think Tom gave Bob a heads up like "he's a bit touchy about the plastination thing".

I try not to think of it too much as I sleep at night, 1 arm around Jeri, the other around my plastinated frog specimen.

It's hard to compete with plastic frogs.

Doodle, still waiting on endorsement. How is your tooth?

Joshua, Remember that work honeymoon we talked about, is it over now?

Brunson, Any part time jobs?

Will. Hi

This might sound a bit campy, Pollyanna-ish, or worse; I really like my job. Sure, my eyes are more open to the nonsense that occurs in this type of institution; every dept. has to get together, form a committee to localize and formulate modulated infrastructure etc. In some ways I think I've rekindled the honeymoon...provided renovations do occur in the future. Now, if the damned cage washer would blow up...

That's all a moot point anyway, I just received an invite to the U of U for the 26th of May. That's now a whole lot of notice, but it does mean escaping the heat of June, July, August, September, October, November, Dec 1-11, Dec 14-Jan 14, Jan 17, Jan 21, February, March 2, and April.

That is not Pollyanna-ish, it is a great job. I love mine (qualifications with-held) also. It just seems when you start, they promise you this and that ... the things you do not take right away... well, the offer seems to fade.

One of the best things, and days, to come from this job, was on the day I went in and signed papers etc. I was handed a slip of paper, and told "This man.....this man knows all". The blue ink spelled Kerry, had an 801 prefix and the rest is history.

Jeri, about the fuckin tooth.

What tooth? there is a gaping hole where a tooth used to be, everytime i look in the mirror I think "hobo" white trailer trash.

Kerry, I do apologize for my friend Will's lack of response, he is rude, and you have been nothing but kind always remembering him.

I forbade the frog, my cats continually dragged it around and it would give me fright to come upon it!

Ha! Josh said(well, typed) poo!!

I think my silence on the matter is all i have to say about this little "endorsement" matter.....

No Dept. server today .. at least, so far.

That, is unacceptable. Penning letter to governor now.