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May 25, 2006

Procrastination

I am supposed to be the great procastinator dammit. So what exactly are Jeri and Kerry waiting for before they forward their entry submissions? God only knows. Perhaps Jeri is waiting to see what sort of disaster I cause when applying the additional paint to the budoir? (Yes, we're painting...again.). Or perhaps Kerry has been busy buying supplies to work on Jeri's crafting room, and is wanting to keep a log? We shall see.

The site changes are pretty well finished. The audio player is back, although I've made zero changes to it's .xml file, so it's still set to Jeri's favourite Transgression tracks. I was going to make a few changes to it the other day, but reasons I don't fully understand, I can no longer use iTunes on my computer here. Over the winter break, I upgraded to a newer version, and after the installer uninstalled the version that existed on the computer, it suddenly couldn't write to a folder and failed. Maybe once a month, I spend some time puttering with it, trying to figure things out more but it's really not that important - and what does this have to do with iTunes anyway? Nothing, I digressed quite badly.

A sample of Vintage Syrian Latakia arrived on my doorstep yesterday. Apparently this will be released into the masses in July, and if I said "I think I might order some", it probably wouldn't surprise Jeri in the least. My god it was tasty. After Kerry finishes the crafting room, he's going to have to put some shelves up to create a cellar of sorts.

Contrived by Joshua at May 25, 2006 12:25 PM

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We have a celler silly, its that metal thingie out back. Its where I stash my extra box of wine.

Posted by: doddle at May 27, 2006 04:11 AM

Your very creative. I love that about you.

Posted by: doodle at May 27, 2006 04:12 AM

You mean boxes...well after today that is, being that it's grocery shopping day 'n'all. I would use that structure as my cellar, if Kerry would hang some shelves to keep the cement that was nicely dumped on the floor from mixing in, and if he fixed the floor (or rather at this point, built a floor)....am I demanding too much? The cellar, the porch, ceiling fans, crafting room, AND a burro pen?

Posted by: Joshua at May 27, 2006 06:21 AM

Im proud to report my husband hung a shelf.
all level and everything!

Posted by: doodle at May 27, 2006 04:52 PM

Now if we could figure out what to hang from it....I haven't seen the cats try to get up there...yet!

Posted by: Joshua at May 28, 2006 10:33 AM

Husband has been very handy in the bedroom!

Posted by: doodle at May 29, 2006 01:38 PM

Doodle! This is a family website. Family!

Remember when we saw Kerry on tv? How happy he was?

Posted by: Joshua at May 30, 2006 06:41 AM

Nice colors! Perhaps you might reconsider the "family website" notion ... I see advertising $$.

In yesterdays mail, I received my first AARP membership packet ... for a mild $12.50 per year (that would have bought me 125 cokes when I was 10,) I will have access to 22 valuable benefits (none of them 10 cent cokes.) If I return my registration by 7/7/06, they will send me a white belt and a pair of jeans that I can pull up to my nipples (perched atop my exposed gelatinous undulating snowy white breasts ... see what that does for Visceraman hits.) I have been looking forward to this moment, I am going to join. There are benefits to advanced age .. like .. oops, forgot to zip up .. & .. I don't recall (got that from Reagan) anything about these building projects, would you help me find my car? Old people are cool, remember that when you see that FICA deduction ... my membership is a vote of confidence (minus the bogus poorly contrived drug plan) in the Nations largest lobbying group.

Posted by: Kerry at May 31, 2006 10:42 AM

Does that mean you're on your own for the white shoes (with gold buckle)? I'm sure there's a proper name for those bad boys. The only thing about my godfather that I remember, were those shoes.

You're forgetting discounted movie tickets, bus passes, freedom to grope young hotties like Jeri, and the early bird dinner prices.

Sure, your scrotum will sag like a demolition ball, and your skin will rip when you blow on it but...you can shit yourself and not think anything about it.

Posted by: Joshua at May 31, 2006 12:05 PM

Jeri has an affinity for seniors...hands off buddy!

Read: all sales subject to terms and restrictions, O.A.C.)

Posted by: Joshua at May 31, 2006 12:09 PM

The shoes come when you purchase the two year membership $21.00. I wasn't worried about the discount stuff or groping ... I get that when I sport my white cane and sunglasses ... am I in the wrong restroom again.

Posted by: Kerry at May 31, 2006 02:02 PM

Sometimes I look forward to that point in my life. I can finally wear elastic, stretcheasy pants without fear of snickering from Jeri - who incidentally, will be wearing her housedress and slippers, hair out of place - well, everywhere really. I'm going to take up cigarettes again. Start my days with some bourbon, Pall Malls, and Bob Barker (he'll never die).

Posted by: Joshua at May 31, 2006 02:34 PM

Planning scrotal lift now.

Posted by: Kerry at June 1, 2006 11:44 AM

I'm worried about the scrotum sagging. Jeri is good at pointing that out in public, and I have a feeling that I'm going to have to endure her "dropping stuff", waiting until I bend over and then treating it as though it's a boxing speed bag.

Posted by: Joshua at June 1, 2006 11:47 AM

A few years of Utah winters will tighten things up.

Posted by: Kerry at June 1, 2006 12:02 PM

I think when I experience that first winter, I will shrivel completely and present myself with a Ken doll smoothness. In June, when Spring hits, it will feel like puberty all over again.

Posted by: Joshua at June 1, 2006 12:05 PM

We have doctors who perform what is known as annual spring orchidopexy after the winter cryptorchidism. Do not worry, they are very good at it.

Posted by: Kerry at June 1, 2006 01:59 PM

Yet another perk of Utah working conditions. I've tendered my resignation here by the way.

Posted by: Joshua at June 1, 2006 03:50 PM