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May 17, 2006

Searching for what?

I've tended to stay away from any "technical" commenting here, but I was looking through the server report for Visceraman1-Joshua Lopez, and thought some of the search referrals that brought people to Visceraman1 were fairly odd. For the curious:

  • how to get out the drippings from the throat
  • beard + color
  • hairpiece + rug +bad picture
  • uneven forearm hair growth
  • growing my beard out
  • horse poop
  • santa claus shot jfk
  • a pleasure to make your acquaintance
  • real last supper
  • worst hairline
  • tonya harding honeymoon video
  • what are the parts of goatee
  • fucki
  • carla hogue
  • fat bald guy with goatee pictures
  • flouride + tucson
  • pessin + voss
  • growing a full beard
  • a ton of chuck norris searches
There's more, but I think you might get the gist. What the hell is fucki? Did Santa Claus shoot JFK? Is a friend of Kerry's looking into increasing the amount of flouride in the water? What is dripping down the throat?

Contrived by Joshua at May 17, 2006 04:36 PM

Comments

Fucki is slang for Fuck in French. Of course oui!

Posted by: doodle at May 17, 2006 07:53 PM

I see...you should try saying that at work next time..

Posted by: Joshua at May 17, 2006 09:23 PM

LOL, "Pessin + Voss" ...WTF?

I hope y'all are doing well. :-)

Posted by: Ty at May 18, 2006 12:49 AM

Unluckily, Donna speaks french.

Posted by: doodle at May 18, 2006 04:24 AM

I know someone, who knows someone, who has a friend who's wife speaks fluent Nigerian. I may not have the proper name of the language, but I think you get my drift...

Posted by: Joshua at May 18, 2006 06:43 AM

Are you hoping the bland layout elicits a response from the wife?

Posted by: doodle at May 22, 2006 05:30 AM

It was late, I didn't feel like writing yet another *Made a mistake* entry. This will be fixed by the time you get home...hopefully.

Posted by: Joshua at May 22, 2006 06:45 AM

Fixed...somewhat anyway. A bit of tweaking here and there throughout the next few days, but the major nonsense is done.

Posted by: Joshua at May 22, 2006 10:30 AM

Yes. And Im glad you edited out a few of those "needless" details.

Posted by: doodle at May 22, 2006 07:31 PM

good lord is the comment bar small, I scroll by it mostly! but other than that, quite adventuresome!

Posted by: doddle at May 23, 2006 04:43 AM

good lord...that ass of yours! Enjoy your day, don't forget to call the Gilbert folks, or the Petersons.

Posted by: Joshua at May 23, 2006 06:42 AM

More Tonya, would bring in even more folks. More Tonya, more Tonya, more Tonya.

Posted by: Kerry at May 31, 2006 07:48 AM

Are you suggesting that I turn this into the leading Tonya Harding website? That could be arranged, hell...perhaps she'd send some video clips of her stripping, touching her netherregions and such? A live web cam?

Posted by: Joshua at May 31, 2006 12:06 PM

I would not mind some fresh Tonya Harding video, or a live Tonya Harding web cam. She has interesting attributes.

Posted by: Kerry at May 31, 2006 02:10 PM

I'll email her and see what she has to say, and of course post it here. Give me a few days to work on this. I don't see any reason why she would refuse, we are her people after all....

Posted by: Joshua at May 31, 2006 02:31 PM