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June 05, 2006

Naked

Jeri likes to complain about the fact that scantily clad women will be used to sell just about anything. Toothbrushes, hamburgers, cars, beer and even insecticide. Personally, I don't see anything wrong with it. I'm going to buy a product whether I get to see boobies or not. Boobies however, certainly make the commercial seem like less of an intrusion into my evening. A nice ass shot, well...for that I may just find myself at the store buying Thomas English Muffins.

This website, should complete the package though Sweet Jeri:

Cofani Funebri (Check out the *Fashion Line*)

Italian caskets coffins at their very best. I was set to order two, but a certain fellow in Utah apparently bought their entire stock. Dammit Kerry!

Contrived by Joshua at June 5, 2006 12:28 PM

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Mr. Peterson, my husband will now have to spend the night with this photo of a girl and coffin thing. Since it is unlikely, he will have to "admire" her photo so to speak. I stopped watching GH, a full time job took care of that sort of leisure time, besides, i got pissed when they kept changing Carly. I think "Brenda" is who Joshua liked.
I read "Holographic Universe" which i found not in the New Age section, but rather, the Quantum Physics section, ahem.

Posted by: doodle at June 5, 2006 07:18 PM


Doodle also refused to read "A Confederacy of Dunces", which ranks at the top of my all time favourite reads. I've had bad luck with that book; I let *Rusty* borrow it for a spell, finally after seeing that she'd been using it as both a coaster, and as a leveling device for her planter I had Jeri take it back. I promptly offered it to *Pat*, trusting that he would find enjoyment in it. He "can't" read it now, because he allowed *Rusty's* dog to urinate on it. (He claims he'll read it when it "dries out a bit").

Posted by: Joshua at June 5, 2006 09:48 PM


Wait! They didn't send the girl with the coffin ... I am also left with pictures ... from the free calander, especially JUNE 06.

The newest Carly is better looking. Brenda did not die in the car wreck ... Joshua can still like her (without that necrophilia thing.)

I got into quantum from a life of astronomy study (from my mother ... very long story.) I was minding my own business reading "The Whole Shebang" by Timothy Ferris, and that S.O.B. got me all intrested in quantum (near the end of the book.) Crap, I have read a lot since then. Now I am getting back to the stars, I know how heaven can exist pre and post big bang.

I seem to recall Fabio's picture on a few commercial products, Sam Elliott-Chevrolet, who can forget "Lucky" selling Coke .... most men's magazines are bought by lesbians, at least that is what Joshua told me.

Posted by: Kerry at June 6, 2006 11:45 AM


It's true. Shortly after the day I came home to find that Jeri had moved in, I started finding magazines geared towards men in my mail box (well, that mailman is a different story..). Sure they started off fairly innocuous, Stuff, Maxiim, Taxidermy Digest. Anytime I picked one up to read about high tech gadgetry, I found they smelled strikingly like Lavender...specifically, Jeri's lavender lotion.

I'll never forget pissing Jeri off because I bought a black porn movie...or was it Asian?

Posted by: Joshua at June 6, 2006 01:12 PM


My point exactly, those scantily clad women are hocking products to other women (does advertising turn a man into a shopper, I think not.) Why are women so taken by breasts?

Dog's have the best taste in things to destroy.

Posted by: Kerry at June 6, 2006 01:42 PM