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October 31, 2006

Dear Diary: Cloning Technology

As this was found lurking around the department today, I thought I'd take advantage of the situation and negotiate myself a raise; first by having them badger the dept. head for the raise, and when that failed, by citing harassment. As is standard procedure, what with the budget cuts and what not and so forth, I earned another 12 "Hug Points". (Only 437 more, and I can hug the Dean!)

(Well, actually a cardboard cut-out of the Dean....he has touching issues, but is working with my looneyguy on that.)

Contrived by Joshua at October 31, 2006 02:15 PM

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Hummm! recombinant recrudesence has not been attempted here. I am looking forward to reading the paper.

Posted by: Kerry at November 1, 2006 10:12 AM

Perhaps if your state was more aggressive in the "Death to Mexicans" program, Arizona would be more open to sharing it's information. Until then however, you will have to make do with the transcripts of the Sally Jesse Raphael show I send you.

And the Jughead comic books.

Speaking of which, I need #277 back.

Posted by: Joshua at November 1, 2006 10:19 AM

Hey, Buba went down and did some fencing for your State. It was sure nice here, while he was away.

I can tell by the smallish laryngeal prominence, that your clone is, well, feminine ... you are a lucky man finding your other Aristophanic half.

Now Doodle ... this is just for fun, you must be Joshua's other real half.

Posted by: Kerry at November 1, 2006 12:27 PM

That settles it.

Next year, I'm dressing as K-Dog. I'm tossing the razor out as soon as I get home.

(damn hairline...ok...I'll be K-Dog as a monk!)

Posted by: Joshua at November 1, 2006 01:12 PM

doodle is happy for the help at this point. If Jill will take the first portion of the day, I will take the rest!

Posted by: doodle at November 1, 2006 06:03 PM

Jill will just pawn me off on her sidekick. What you should be thinking is "Poor poor Kerry". He's going to get stuck with me for the first portion, and then, he'll get stuck with part of the second as well as certain someones will insist on having their "creative time".

Of course that means I'll be out side, sweeping up wood shavings etc.

Posted by: Joshua at November 2, 2006 08:02 AM

Not to worry, I have already started to let "things" back up, in anticipation of Joshua's arrival.

Posted by: Kerry at November 3, 2006 02:36 PM

I'm looking forward to being a *good helper* when Kerry's building the burro corral. (I really should have it built in an area that She Who Must Be Obeyed has to see it, and can add the *Kerry, when the fuck are you going to finish the fuckin' burro thing motherfucker?*

(That from her vantage point next to Jeri, who has is oblivious to the fact that SWMBO is cutting locks of her hair for art.)

Posted by: Joshua at November 4, 2006 10:26 AM