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November 27, 2006
November 19, 2006
Dear Diary: Guess I Shouldn't Swallow It Dry
God this has been a long fucking um...fortnight. Fortunately, it's behind me, and though not all has been for the best, it's what the damned Universe wanted (or thought it wanted this time.) The weekend itself actually had an air of normalcy to it, which I will welcome with open, porky, flabby arms.
Something else I suppose I should have brought up to the team of physicians sent down from the Mayo Clinic (oh don't think they weren't the slightest bit pissed to find there really wasn't some rare neurological incident for their probing), is my frenzied Tivoing of my soaps.
Sure, K-Dog will probably curl up in a fit of sheer jealousy when he learns that I have over 25 hours of soaps recorded. Sure K-Dog, it sounds good, looks good and damned if it just doesn't make one feel all warm and tingly inside (just like Jeri does), but the sad truth is; when the fuck am I going to be able to watch all this? 25 hours of the gang from 90210, and no...I have to go to work, putz with the um....brain thing, or rather things, or rather 30something things. When will I fit this in?
I'll figure it out, you can count on it.
November 16, 2006
Dear Diary: So That's What It Tastes Like
Ardent readers will of course know that my brief absence has been due to participation in a recruiting mission for The Unification Church. This time, our travels took us through the Northern region of Nigeria, where I was reuinited with K-Dog's in-laws. I'll have more to say on this a bit later, trust me.
