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December 29, 2006

Dear Diary: I Can't Believe I Ate The Tinsel

(Ed. I was going to publish another anti-community, anti-kid article but when I looked up and saw the image of Christ in the dust covering the ceiling fan blade.....well.....WWKD?

The holidays are nearly over. Or, depending how you look at them, just beginning. I used to dislike New Years quite a bit. Too pretentious, too "Las Vegasy", (which for those readers who haven't had the opportunity to see Tucsonans act "Vegasy", well....you really are lucky. )

My New Years activity has been the same for the last few years now. Each year I look forward to it more and more. I make practical resolutions: leave Tucson, go horseback riding, hope for a raise, play as many games as possible, eat lots of fried and fatty foods, check out Sugarhill, learn lots of anatomy, have fun dissecting, be a good friend (which, is much easier now that the list has narrowed itself down considerably, and most importantly, remember to love and value the wife every day.

Yes, Jeri and Dr. Brooks would both say "Um....that's fine, but what about your medicine?"

Kerry would say "Sugarhill's fine, but what about the burro?"

New Year's is the only holiday that Jeri and I have any traditions yet. Those are:

  • Game and craft independently
  • Game together
  • Eat like Christ is coming in the morning
  • Drink champagne and dance, dance, dance
All from the safety of our living room. The cats hate it, mostly because I clap my hands a lot. Well, this year may be different, what with the lithium and so forth.

Contrived by Joshua at December 29, 2006 09:26 AM

Comments

I will simply bring a little wash cloth to dab up the drool, you are still a fabulous dancer!

Posted by: doodleroo at December 31, 2006 02:40 PM

Yeah....I like to get my freak on.

Posted by: Joshua at January 1, 2007 10:42 AM

Another year for the donkey and monkey!

Posted by: doodleroo at January 2, 2007 04:48 AM

Sugarhill's fine, but what about the burro?

How did you know that I would say that?

IE crashes when I click the comment button, I now view you in shades of gray on Netscape. No matter .. Visceraman is about content, not layout.

Posted by: Kerry at January 2, 2007 11:28 AM

Internet Explorer is by far the most fucked up browser out there. Sorry about that Kerry. Grey isn't that far off from the colours being used anyway.

Sugarhill Sugarhill Sugarhill. That's where Doodle wants to go. I said, "Ya kidding?" "There's a perfectly good shed out there in the WVC.

Posted by: Joshua at January 2, 2007 01:49 PM

Shit.

Okay, anytime you see "Sugarhill", it's supposed to be "Sugarhouse".

Posted by: Joshua at January 2, 2007 01:53 PM

splitting hairs! as long as the word "sugar" is involved, you can count me in!!

Posted by: doodleroo at January 2, 2007 06:06 PM

It must be nice to split hair.
Or have hair to split

Posted by: Joshua at January 4, 2007 11:30 AM