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December 01, 2006

Dear Diary: IE Sucks Balls

Granted, I should have just waited until the weekend to start making my changes but no, I thought I would go ahead and give things a go. Which reminds me....earlier in the week I mentioned to K-Dog, that I was going to be making some changes, and said something along the lines of "that really just means I'm going to fuck things up". And yes, things are a bit fucked up around here. Things were finally starting to come together, until I cracked open Internet Explorer to see how things were shaping up in that piss poor but highly prevalent browser. Internet Explorer, need I say more? Back to the drawing board for a bit. Please be patient.

**Updated: Ok so Internet Explorer 7.0, does support the image swap I needed. Fine. But....how many people are going to have updated?

And furthermore, what does K-Dog run on that Commodore of his....I saw him slip something into the tape drive once, and it was NOT QBert.

Contrived by Joshua at December 1, 2006 08:09 AM

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Tish bellowed ozone when I installed IE 5.1 for Mac. Then the oddest thing started to happen (it was (like) from the Twilight Zone,) self generated phrases appeared on the screen, such as ...
I remember when you could buy a soda for a dime
Candy bars used to cost a nickel
Penny candy was
57 Chevys are bitchen
Burma Shave soothes
And of course, Now is the time to buy War Bonds (seemingly timeless.)

Posted by: Kerry at December 1, 2006 10:40 AM

whoa....someone needs to finish fixing this page.

DAMMIT KERRY! I told you and I told you!

Posted by: Joshua at December 1, 2006 11:10 AM

muCh beTTer thAn mY fiRSt viSit tO tHe neW aNd impROved visCeRamaN, i caN sEe tHe prInt noW.

Posted by: Kerry at December 1, 2006 12:58 PM

What the hell kind of candy bar could you buy for a nickel for fuckssakes?

Posted by: Joshua at December 1, 2006 03:41 PM

new look - looks great

Posted by: queen of mean at December 2, 2006 07:44 PM

You could get any kind of candy bar for a nickel out of vending machines, at the grocer they were cheaper. When I started smoking, a pack was a quarter out of vending machines.

Then the Republicans invented trickle down economics.

Posted by: Kerry at December 4, 2006 08:27 AM

When I was a lad, cigarettes were $1.25/pack. I remember splurging finally and picking up a carton. If memory serves me correctly, my last pack of cigarettes was $17.50.

Ah but the pipe tobacco is more than reasonable.

Was it the Necco wafers or Mary Janes that you bought from the machine?

Posted by: Joshua at December 4, 2006 09:48 AM

suggestion is everything, i procured big cherry's

Posted by: Kerry at December 4, 2006 11:49 AM

Big Cherry's...hey wait just a damn minute. That's Jeri's favourite....(myself, I prefer the cherry cordials but since I only eat 2oz of sweets a quarter..does it matter?)

I will however, eat the entire Necco's roll in 1 sitting. (I abstain for 2 quarters following).

Posted by: Joshua at December 4, 2006 01:11 PM

I like the new layout. Very nice on the eyes.

Posted by: will at December 5, 2006 04:49 AM

There's Will! Thanks be to all in regards to layout alterations.

Posted by: Joshua at December 5, 2006 05:52 AM