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January 10, 2007

Dear Diary: You Really Said That?

A little while ago, maybe 5 years or so, give or take (1,825 days); I nimbly maneuvered my Chrysler Tremonton into the drive, and strolled across the street, Bill Melcher in tow, and threw open the doors of the Buffet. As my eyes adjusted to the pitch darkness, I was able to see everyone suffer from the blast of light I invoked upon them. I sat down with Bill, ordered a pitcher or two, and smoked a few cigarettes.

I had no idea that just a few moments later (18 minutes), a somewhat intoxicated woman would come up and force me to do something that would forever change my life.

We've done a lot these 5 years Doodle, wait 'til you see what the next 5 have in store for us.

All this is yours, and I love you!

Contrived by Joshua at January 10, 2007 02:26 PM

Comments

Monkey HEARTS Donkey.

Posted by: doodleroo at January 12, 2007 03:41 AM

There should always been salsa on the foot.

(Flipper)

Posted by: Joshua at January 12, 2007 01:00 PM

Now there might have been some people offended to see you actually licking salsa off my shoe, so thats why that nose thing was silly.

Posted by: doodleroo at January 13, 2007 03:02 AM

You may be a bit surprised by this response:

You're right!

Posted by: Joshua at January 13, 2007 09:44 AM

Salsa?..Feet?...Licking?...its all very interesting... The mighty Joshua..I was wondering If you could help me with something....?

Posted by: Tragic at January 13, 2007 08:37 PM

Frida has been located, and Diego only cost us 400.00 some odd dollars. Just the cost of the window repair and were all back to normal.

Posted by: doodleroo at January 16, 2007 10:05 PM

And the window so far has been surprisingly cheap. Well, yeah, there is the wood and all that nonsense, but hey, you looked like you were having a good time hammering and what not!

Posted by: Joshua at January 18, 2007 02:04 PM

I was pissed! what kind of pills are you taking!

Posted by: doodleroo at January 18, 2007 06:53 PM

Oh. From where I stood, it looked like you were smiling. (No, I didn't lick Diego's syringe).

Hey, did you invite Kerry to IKEA?

Posted by: Joshua at January 18, 2007 09:27 PM