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February 05, 2007

Dear Diary: It's Organic In Nature

Over the weekend we truly blended into the ghetto, by preparing a huge steaming pot of menudo. By "we" of course, I mean "I made the menudo while Jeri hid in the bathroom, peering out every few minutes to see if the pile of intestine had gone away, and then vomited into her mouth every time she went in and out of the kitchen". I made the menudo in such a way that only my little brother could appreciate, there's no broth left. Ha. So it's really like a steaming pot of menudo casserole. 4 lbs of tripe, 2 cans of hominy and generous helping of garlic and spice, and a whole lotta love. (Coarsely ground, through the pepper grinder I stole from Kerry's house).

It is deee--lish! I've got it here for lunch, and as it's clearly time for my morning lunch, (as opposed to the one that comes later, say at 10:30 or so), I've already had my spoon into. Oh, and don't think this shit's getting radiated either. It's warming up just fine resting on the computer tower.

Also this weekend, to appease my fan base over at Sonora Quest Laboratories, I made them a cheesecake. A plain, simple, unadulterated piece of art. I screwed up a little bit, and forced Jeri to have a small slice, for testing purposes of course. Later I realized how bad it was going to look for her to come dragging in this cake, with a slice missing.

Maybe it will just become my signature.

(I'd have made you one too Kerry, but you said you "didn't do dairyshit" remember?

Contrived by Joshua at February 5, 2007 08:23 AM

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I wish to thank the chef for his wonderful treat!..I absolutely had to have a GINORMOUS piece...THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

Posted by: Tragic at February 5, 2007 07:17 PM

I didn't get a cheesecake at the red cross. I will just assume it got lost in the mail.

Posted by: will at February 7, 2007 03:49 AM

Will who?

Posted by: doodle at February 7, 2007 05:39 PM

oh, will from class. speaking of class, the std girl applied for a job at SQ, the supervisor asked my opinion, short of saying she smoked a lot of pot, I simply stated Id prefer someone more "mature".

Posted by: doodle at February 7, 2007 05:40 PM

Will, I will have to do something for those who save lives. If it's any consolation, Jeri set aside a piece of cake for me, which someone helped themselves to half of. (I suspect it was Jeri.)

Posted by: Joshua at February 8, 2007 05:28 AM

I may have said that, but I think it may be out of context as it is offered here. I adore cheesecake

Posted by: Kerry at February 8, 2007 10:40 AM

Apparently I make a fairly decent cake. I really should send one over to your pod...perhaps to the estrogen tank?

Posted by: Joshua at February 8, 2007 12:00 PM

I think that the dairy shit comment was in the context of my adult beverages. Would you lace the cheesecake for the estrogen tank with arsenic (pretty please with sugar on top?)

Posted by: kerry at February 15, 2007 10:45 AM

I couldn't help but laugh loudly at the miss matched shoes! My dear sweet Jeri and you swear that you are not this dingy at home. I see a pattern or shoes are just not your forte'. I Miss You..I don't know how housewives do it..I am already going crazy!

Posted by: Tragic at February 16, 2007 07:59 PM

Its absurd of you girl not to enjoy this opportunity! Get tons of sleep, avoid the drama, shine up that house, and in your case, to get into a bit of trouble (Bad girl)wink wink! I miss you and wish for a speedy recovery! Imagine, me, in charge of drawing and processing a Dommisse, all by my little lonesome!

Posted by: doodle at February 16, 2007 08:34 PM

So..the house got picked up..laundry got done..Friday night didn't happen...Saturday night was such a waste of time...oh well..there is always next week...I do hope that the Body exhibit went well and you had a nice weekend...

Posted by: Tragic at February 18, 2007 08:22 PM

Its not like the husband and I havent done a single thing that is worth reporting, it must be, the husband is not "inspired". But he is a good boy, he wakes up early and does his yoga, he is sweet to his wife, he takes care of his donors. I love him.

Posted by: doodle at February 21, 2007 06:14 PM

It is all good my dear!..He will be inspired soon i hope..until then I am patient..and i will read the same thing over and over again...and again...He is a good one...I should be so lucky..that is if lady luck would ever grace me with her presence...

Posted by: Tragic at February 22, 2007 08:40 PM

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