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April 21, 2007

Dear Diary: Molten Sporks

Last night Jeri and I went down to th ice skating rink - something that we don't embark on very often, most likely due to the repeated Tonya Harding comments, the sweater I wear in the rink and probably the fact that I can't stay on my feet for more than 12 seconds (a new record by the way). [On a side note, Jeri is often heard moaning "why...why...why?!" from the media room. Now, either she's mocking Nancy "The Cunt" Kerrigan, or she's bemoaning my presence in the house. I lean towards Nancy. And so does Melissa.]

How was that for a digression? And the whole gist of the story was going to be pertaining to the nachos, and the subsequent spilling of the tray, cheese in Jeri's hair....and now that I've gotten off track, I'm not sure how to get back on.

Now, the truly incredible update is that Jeri found a few photographs of the ever gorgeous Mary Kate & Ashley....and she not only didn't throw them away, she brought them home, and placed them proudly and prominently on the fridge. I keep pinching myself, thinking this can't be real, what have I done, is she going to throw them away or worse....tear them. But no, the duo is still there looking sexy and coquettish. Mmmm.

As far as any *real* updates, yes I will be sending additional funds towards the *government* in the hopes that it is misappropriated and used to murder additional people, and to the local **government** so that it hopefully be used in other ways besides the children. Let's face it, they're not going to get any smarter here. Let's just make abortion retroactive and mandatory for those born say, post 2000? And we in Arizona will just rely on other states to step in and take control.

I like Obama's laugh.

Contrived by Joshua at April 21, 2007 11:36 AM

Comments

yea! and update. of course, people might actually believe that i didnt in fact sleep 12 hours and miss working the weekend, but rather, went ice skating!

Posted by: doodle at April 21, 2007 12:13 PM

They probably know you better...they...is not to be confused with *they*, of the council.

Posted by: Joshua at April 21, 2007 06:08 PM

"they" ALWAYS place the part of the scape goat...they are quite large..they told me to..they made me go ice skating when i was sick and dieing on my death bed....they....I do hope that My dear sweet Jeri is recoveing from either lack of sleep or ice skating feeling better....big hugs...

Posted by: Tragic at April 22, 2007 02:32 PM

there is my Steph! must get back to work, need some way to fund all these little trips to Ice rink and what nots!

Posted by: doodle at April 22, 2007 03:00 PM

Now, if I said Jeri's was wearing a sequined short skirt, the story would not be believable. As it were however, she was wearing jeans, and a long sleeve black shirt. And orchid Chuck Taylors.

Posted by: Joshua at April 23, 2007 03:23 PM

Because Im a girlie girl.

Posted by: doodle at April 23, 2007 06:39 PM

I'm a girlie girl too sometimes. Just watch me dance.

Posted by: Joshua at April 24, 2007 12:42 PM

Has Jeri Blank ever sported anything other than Chuck Taylors?

Posted by: will at April 24, 2007 09:31 PM

She very rarely wears those now, except for her orchid ones. She prefers Crocs and knee high moccasin boots.

Posted by: Joshua at April 26, 2007 08:58 AM

I only wear the moccasin's when I pull out my pancho. I am part Cherokee so......

Posted by: doodle at April 26, 2007 11:03 AM

So....it goes well with most things you wear...altho..I would stay away from girlie girl pink skirts. If you go gingham I'm calling the fashion police....

Posted by: Tragic at April 26, 2007 08:46 PM

I keep gingham fantasies to myself.

Posted by: doodle at April 27, 2007 07:54 AM

To any person having a Birthday Sunday, I wish you a wonderful day ... ofurchristsakes have a good and wonderful life and kick it off Sunday.

Posted by: Kerry at April 27, 2007 02:01 PM

um, that is if my intel is correct .. I get confused, and other times I might get skewed information.h

Posted by: Kerry at April 27, 2007 02:04 PM

Mostly I get confused

Posted by: Kerry at April 27, 2007 02:07 PM

Just blame me K-Dog. And yes!!! It's my birthday!!

Posted by: Joshua at April 27, 2007 04:48 PM

Why thank you Mr. Peterson!

Posted by: doodle at April 27, 2007 05:11 PM

I would love to see the photo of my Uncle Al and Larry DAvid and yourself here! For my birthday please!

Posted by: doodle at April 27, 2007 10:48 PM

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