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June 13, 2007

Dear Diary: Stomach Mass

I would say that young Doodle handles anything I say about my day at work with either rapt interest...or perhaps disgust to be gossiped about with "the girls", but there is absolutely one thing that will not only make her gag, but actually piss her off also. No, it has nothing to do with the bugs, but rather if I answer this one simple question with a negative:

Did you microwave/heat up your lunch today?

Now she knows damn well that the answer is going to be no. No, I ate my canned menudo as cold as could be....No, my frozen dinner was fairly well thawed by the time lunch came (my normal lunch "hour" is finished by 9(ish), so on frozen dinner days I have wait until at least 12:30 for the ice to be mostly melted)(I learned a long time ago, that putting the Hot Pockets in the fridge the night before ensured a timely 9:00 lunch.)

Anyway, the Gods were once again siding with Jeri (though it took them a few years now), and there is now a god damned microwave sitting in my office. I really should post a photo of my work digs......maybe when I get to Utah....

I maintain that I ate my sloppy joe mixture cold only because I well.....for old times sakes. Ask Melissa, she'll tell you.

Contrived by Joshua at June 13, 2007 10:55 AM

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From Jill, I presume.

Posted by: doodle at June 15, 2007 03:56 AM

Joan.

Posted by: Joshua at June 15, 2007 06:18 AM

I have found that monitors provide a nice and efficient means of warming foods. They can also be used to make the ordinary Subway chocolate chip cookie taste as if it were fresh out of the oven. The best part in when co-workers wonder out loud where the oven is located and go off in search of it.

Posted by: G-man - your techie lawyer to be at June 15, 2007 02:52 PM

Whoa oh ho....G-man! See, if you worked with me, you could always be heard saying "Hey Josh, why don't you go downstairs, get the hot plate, and I'll whip us up some machaca for lunch." Ah, and the stock pot. Machaca and beans.

Posted by: Joshua at June 16, 2007 07:45 AM

I put forth that removing food from refrigeration in Tucson, is similar to cooking it in Utah. What is cold considered to be in your neck of the woods?0

Posted by: Kerry at June 18, 2007 09:30 AM

I put forth that removing food from refrigeration in Tucson, is similar to cooking it in Utah. What is cold considered to be in your neck of the woods?0

Posted by: Kerry at June 18, 2007 09:30 AM

I put forth that removing food from refrigeration in Tucson, is similar to cooking it in Utah. What is cold considered to be in your neck of the woods?0

Posted by: Kerry at June 18, 2007 09:30 AM

I had some comment catching up to do.

Posted by: Kerry at June 18, 2007 10:13 AM

We would like a Vegas update please Mr. Joshua! Id like a platform to discuss my visit to the Celine Dion shop!

Posted by: doodle at June 23, 2007 10:55 AM

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