Visceraman1 - Joshua Lopez

Ok, so Bear Grylls, Les Stroud, and of course, K-Dog I'm not. Yet....but then again, it's early yet. After hearing that over 90 people are attacked by the Wild Doodle each year (That's nearly 2 people a week!), I set out to see if I could show you, the viewer, how to survive a Wild Doodle attack.

Fortunately, when she knocked the camera out of my hands, the power was cut off, preventing the viewer from hearing my childish, and very girlish shrieks, and the copius micturating on the floor preventing viewers from learning how they too can fend off an attack using just a grommet, common house plant leaf, and spit.

Posted by Joshua at 11:07 AM | Permalink | Comments (17)

So to recap the magical events:

1. Jeri acquired a new cat for the family, Bagheera. I'm still trying to decide which picture to show everyone, most, ok all of the pictures are fairly blurry. Squirmy little guy.

2. Jeri almost acquired another cat for the family when one of these little ones manged to burrow itself between our walls. To make K-Dog and Doodle proud, I demonstrated my complete [lack] of handyman skills and destroyed the cabinets, and the walls to get the little one out. And, after all my hard work, the cat just ran out at the sound of Jeri's voice.

3. The best part of Thanksgiving was the bipolar feast that I prepared after the holiday.

4. I met someone from the Red Cross that knew Will, and said "that motherfucker saves a shit load of lives."

5. I forgot to mention Jeri and I accidentally witnessed the Dave Matthews Band when we were in Tombstone.

Fortunately Jeri peed rather quickly that day.

6. I found some video footage from my brother's wedding, a bit (ok a lot!) blurry/grainy and short to boot.

7. It looks like all is clear with my DMORT paperwork!

And that's just about it...I think.

Oh yeah.. one more thing.

I love you!

Posted by Joshua at 11:02 AM | Permalink | Comments (13)