Ok, so Bear Grylls, Les Stroud, and of course, K-Dog I'm not. Yet....but then again, it's early yet. After hearing that over 90 people are attacked by the Wild Doodle each year (That's nearly 2 people a week!), I set out to see if I could show you, the viewer, how to survive a Wild Doodle attack.
Fortunately, when she knocked the camera out of my hands, the power was cut off, preventing the viewer from hearing my childish, and very girlish shrieks, and the copius micturating on the floor preventing viewers from learning how they too can fend off an attack using just a grommet, common house plant leaf, and spit.
Contrived by Joshua at December 6, 2007 11:07 AM
my my my how that waiting room looks familiar...I am glad to see that you are only one of few survivors of the Doodle attacks..most walk away limping and never utter a word about their encounters.
Posted by: Tragic at December 7, 2007 03:59 PM
A STUNT double I presume.
Posted by: Kerry at December 10, 2007 12:32 PM
Aside from my bit parts on TJ Hooker, and Street Hawk...I always do my own stunts. Ok I used a double when I was on Rhoda also, but it was just easier then.
Posted by: Joshua at December 11, 2007 08:50 AM
Due to my diligent husband we are once again connected to the world wide web. Hi guys!
Posted by: doodle at December 13, 2007 07:31 AM
Sure, I'd like to take credit for the fairly speedy return you've experienced, but credit is really owed to K-Man for his work.
Posted by: Joshua at December 14, 2007 05:34 AM
I Hope all is going well in your universe..In the near future one might check out my new website..my honey bought me my own web addy...there is nothing on it yet but soon there will be things you will want to see and for others they don't want to see...I'm excited...
Posted by: Tragic at December 15, 2007 01:56 PM
I'm very disappointed to see that the game section has been removed. Guess I'll just have to use the Wayback Machine to get my fix.
Posted by: Your old friend in Gilbert at December 19, 2007 06:40 AM
Whoa....Gilbert! How are you?
Now, in a fit of bipolar frenzy, I took down the game section with the intent of completely rebuilding it. I got as far as http://www.visceraman1.com/GameSource/
when I got distracted and began building a boat made entirely out of Orange Crush bottles. Then I decided a kayak made out of Strawberry Fanta bottles would look better, and then after switching to Manzanita bottles, I forgot about the boat altogether.
Did you do anything for La Posada?
Posted by: Joshua at December 19, 2007 12:28 PM
La Posada? I don't believe so. But seeing as my international verbal skilz these days are on par with Miss Teen South Carolina, I'm a little in the dark as to whether I should have. We are, however, taking suggestions for New Years.
Posted by: Anonymous at December 19, 2007 12:57 PM
DID MY DEAR FRIENDS GET THEIR GOODIE BOX YET?
Posted by: Tragic at December 26, 2007 08:22 PM
I don't know if Jeri did, but then again, I've been too busy swilling beer (IPA & Honey) to notice anything other than the build-up of toffee dust on my shirt.
(Or rather, many thanks to the Navajo County kids from the Navajo Rd. Ghetto Kids!)
Posted by: Joshua at December 27, 2007 10:24 AM
And my stephie is creative on top of her other very fine attributes.
Posted by: doodle at December 27, 2007 06:24 PM
I lack in the "craft" department so to be called creative is quite an honor. My Sethie (aka Deth) is the creative one..he even came up with a creative way to ask me to marry him on Christmas morning..I forgot to mention that the wine we were brewing turned a direction i wouldn't share with my friends but the cherry liquor is really really good..i almost kept it for myself..You are most welcome and I hope that we found enough of Joshua's marbles to help stabilize the bi-polar in him. I wouldn't recommend eating the gummy brain..you will be chewing it for a year.
Posted by: Tragic at December 28, 2007 09:03 AM
Marriage? Why heavens to betsy! Congratulations! Make sure you dash up to this Seth character, embrace him, and lick his eye. (You can blame me for the licking.)
I spilled the marbles as soon as I opened it, which means I have to go back to Walgreens yet again. (And again).
Posted by: Joshua at December 28, 2007 10:10 AM
WHAT???!!! How come I am not seeing a year in review post or a starting of a new year post or a i had two weeks off from work post and i had nothing better to do post? Miss you Jeri!
Posted by: Tragic at January 5, 2008 02:09 PM
We have been hideous I know. Big changes round S.Q. They took one of our night crew and made them day, Mary managed to finally pass the senior pleb test and her ego attests to it. And last but certainly not least, Iscel is leaving on the 25th transfering to long term care now that her old man is doin time. WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO who! Also we have inspections on the 21st, you know how stressful that is!
I will update on a more personal level soon.
Posted by: doodle at January 7, 2008 06:25 PM
February 16th an early dinner with the Newsons.
Posted by: doodle at January 9, 2008 06:23 PM