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February 04, 2008

Of Mammoth Proportions

Yep...Jeri had been such a good girl the night before at the Price Club, so I fixed her up a batch of calzones. A new recipe for the dough, and I was quite pleased with it. Unfortunately, (I guess?) they popped just a bit in the oven. Jeri's actually looked really nice, until I tossed the melted cheese on top - I should have waited.

We did not finish in one sitting.

(Mozzarella, Provolone, Pepperoni, mushrooms, ricotta...the usual...lo-cal filling.)

Contrived by Joshua at February 4, 2008 10:54 AM

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It is art my friend, and I rather suspect, tasty.

On an unrelated note, I have a burning question ... where do nudist keep their hankies?

Posted by: Kerry at February 5, 2008 11:35 AM

As a nudist myself, I find that if I stretch my urethral opening just a bit, I can stash a dozen or so Kleenex's. (Kind of like the elderly aunt with Kleenex up her sleeve.)

Posted by: Joshua at February 5, 2008 11:57 AM

But, but, where then do you keep the car keys?

Posted by: kerry at February 5, 2008 12:46 PM

Keys? Well, here in the desert southwest we like to hook our keys on a long (2-3ft) macrame piece and plunge it deep into our booty's. The beads keep it secure, and it's long enough to reach the key turny thing next to the driving wheel.

Posted by: Joshua at February 5, 2008 10:41 PM

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