...Thy Doodle Ann.
So, because Sonora Quest Stupora Quorum felt compelled to abuse Jeri , AND because there was some sort of measles incident (which closed the building, which meant I had to listen to people come up, read the sign that was pretty clear about the closure, and then ask me (as if I work for that salt mine of a racket!), "But are they open?", "Why're they closed, the sign/paper/ says they're open"), AND because I made Jeri eat at Chiba Hut (which proudly boasts the "Home of the most worthless cunt of a sandwich clerk!"), AND because she was a good girl this week (mostly), I made not only a few dozen tortillas to fill her pockets with, but also.....(check this out...):
Blueberry & Strawbery filled doughnuts.


Contrived by Joshua at April 21, 2008 01:19 PM
Im starting to suspect the thyroid is not to blame for this thirty pound weight gain.
Posted by: doodle at April 21, 2008 08:07 PM
Hopefully green-eyes thought well enough to photograph that dark mole.
Posted by: doodle at April 21, 2008 08:08 PM
Could you please refrain from using the 'actual" name of my work place so that Mr. Bradford doesnt just type it in and arrive at your blog?
Posted by: doodle at April 21, 2008 08:09 PM
"Mr. Teasley" will be unaware now. And can focus his energy on finding my damned African Statue. That shit belongs in Utah for fuckssakes.
I did not photograph any of them moles last night. They were all exceptionally tasty, the rice was delicious..all was good.
I look forward to seeing Doodle with her fingers covered with chili sauce.
Posted by: Joshua at April 22, 2008 07:54 AM
Is there more to Doodle than fingers? I keep seeing the pictures of just...
Posted by: kerry at April 22, 2008 03:06 PM
As a matter of fact yes! I have several hundred photos of Doodle with her hands covering her face; with her hair conveniently shrouding her, and of course blurred as she quickly darts from view.
Speaking of fingers, it's been awhile since I've seen the SLC fingers holding objects. Get cracking.
Posted by: Joshua at April 22, 2008 03:50 PM
Later today or tomorrow, I understand it will snow. I will fashion a snow hand, photograph and send.
Posted by: Kerry at April 23, 2008 09:14 AM
I'm still waiting. In the 90 degree weather.
Waiting.
Waiting...
Posted by: Joshua at April 23, 2008 04:44 PM
I think tomorrow is someone's Birthday ..um, it's coming to me, has curly hair, I have seen pictures of THE HAND, is it Doodle's?
Posted by: Kerry at April 28, 2008 01:54 PM
Ssh....I've been keeping the surprise dinner at Kerry's a secret for such a long...aw fuck!
Posted by: Joshua at April 28, 2008 02:31 PM